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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:38
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best SPF 60 Sunscreen for oily skin?
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How has Donald Trump turned the Taylor Swift endorsement into a win for him?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good.
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.